My pal Ivan just sent me this great Onion story. In general I vaguely admire the Onion, but I don’t actually read it because all the stories make the exact same joke.
This story, however, is a joke that needed to be made. I subscribe to the New York Times, and all their stories are the same too: they are all written exclusively for insanely rich people who live in cool big cities. Plus humor based on the 18th century is always good.
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